Well, now that teenagers love us, we’re gonna be listed as sellouts.
TripHopz has seemingly blown up on gay teen social media app Instagram, thanks to our review of Thundamentals’ new album I Love Songs, which is weird ’cause TripHopz doesn’t even have an Instagram page for fanboys to follow, which would be a stupid thing for a photography app.
Here are the stats from October 24, the day after the article’s publishing:
Just in case you’re too dumb to understand what this means, the review got 335 views on October 24 and 319 of which were redirections from Instagram. It also reached TEN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. The most popular country was clearly Straya, followed by Americans, British guys and a bunch of triggered Austrians who probably don’t know how to take a joke about their fellow citizens. World War III coming up soon!!!
So what does this say about TripHopz? The next hot underground thing ruined by teenage fans? Only time will reveal what karma awaits this popularity surge.
As always, don’t take my word for it.
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