ARIA winning rapper (and former American president?) Seth Sentry is looking to be the Russian military’s newest recruit. The 32 year old’s intentions are unclear as to why he would join them but only time will tell, so don’t take my word for it.
Above: Seth Sentry with his golden ARIA. Image is definitely not copyrighted.
Sentry’s previous intentions were for the Americans to blow the fucking moon up with a nuke before the Russians do, but we all know that didn’t happen, so he could either be succumbing to America’s traditional rivals or plotting a backstab.
Only time will tell what awaits this, but don’t take my word for it.
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