Iconic Austrian school girl teenager Ellen Barba has gone missing today. Her parents suggest that she saw a cupcake and chased after it shortly before disappearing. CNN suggests that she was rather running away from school and didn’t want to take tests.
If you have sighted this 13 year old person, please contact Victoria Police on Twitter.
Well, now that teenagers love us, we’re gonna be listed as sellouts.
TripHopz has seemingly blown up on gay teen social media app Instagram, thanks to our review of Thundamentals’ new album I Love Songs, which is weird ’cause TripHopz doesn’t even have an Instagram page for fanboys to follow, which would be a stupid thing for a photography app.
Here are the stats from October 24, the day after the article’s publishing:
Just in case you’re too dumb to understand what this means, the review got 335 views on October 24 and 319 of which were redirections from Instagram. It also reached TEN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. The most popular country was clearly Straya, followed by Americans, British guys and a bunch of triggered Austrians who probably don’t know how to take a joke about their fellow citizens. World War III coming up soon!!!
So what does this say about TripHopz? The next hot underground thing ruined by teenage fans? Only time will reveal what karma awaits this popularity surge.
As always, don’t take my word for it.
Thundermentals are some Austrian heavy metal rappers. They are made up of Tucker, Jewson, DJ MORGS and Poncho. They recently released their new album I Love Songs.
Their lyrics and music is very romantic. Jewson likes to sing about his overdose and can also rap in Spanish. That’s some talent right there.
The album starts with a really choppy beat and some really weird singing. But it’s dope. Tucker starts rapping about fifty seconds in. Nice!
The rest of the songs are pretty much on the same note. A stand out track is “Catch Me If You Can”. It sounds a bit like an Ed Sheeran song, (I forget which one) but it’s dope!
The last song on the album features Adrian Eagle, the most overrated singer of 2018. Everyone knew him as a big up-and-comer until he ruined the new Hilltop Hoods single. But apart from that, the song’s dope! It features some rapping in Spanish. I can’t understand it but it’s catchy and dope. Jewson and Tucker sound like they’ve been doing this for a while. Dope!
This album is catchy and romantic and dope. You can get it off iTunes for the low price of $14.99, plus you can get it at a shop or illegally download it off their Myspace.
But don’t take my word for it. Here’s what some other guys are saying:
I love songs too!!!
—Johnny
I haven’t listened to the album but it’s dope!
—Chaz
Their accents have to be some of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard.
—Jackie
I’d rather listen to a metronome.
—Sourpuss
Trip Hopz 