Tag: boxing

Verbalize arrested for streaking in Perth

Ozzy freestyle god Verbalise has been recently sighted running in the buff around the meth capital of Western Australia. The naked man is famous for his nude freestyles around his local streets, which he regularly posts on Facebook. People often dismiss these stunts as good acting, as no one has ever caught him in the act until last week when he was stupid enough to do it at dusk, when all the junkies are out, ready to get stoned.

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The bloke is honestly a legend who made a slightly poor decision. His first arrest was for freestyling to a dope beat that he made all by himself that was too boom bappy (too real) for the streets. Next, his weight was clowned down as he hadn’t yet eaten.

But don’t take my word for it.

Conor McGregor to be in AFL draft

Upon announcing his martial arts retirement via popular announcement service Twitter, Irish boxing person Conor McGregor has been rumoured to be on his way to Australia, most likely for the AFL Draft, which for some reason is the go-to place for  most Irish immigrants.

Dana White calls the shots.

Above: Conor McGregor at the 2018 Brownlow Medal

At just 24 years old and 175 cm tall, McGregor will be a surefire contender as an upcoming midfielder with an attitude. Plus, he’ll fit in, as swearing at umpires has become a new trend in the AFL, and the game’s getting a bit boring with the new rule changes, so a punch-on might spice things up a bit. Luckily for McGregor, these rules don’t specify any prohibition of violence.

McGregor will potentially be featured in one lucky team’s list for the 2020 AFL season. If we’re really lucky, he might even get drafted mid-season (probably into Collingwood, so he can force people to support him by knocking their teeth out).

But in the end, only time will tell what awaits this young midfielder.