7 year old singer Lukas Graham has recently contracted multiple fatal sexually transmitted infections; including crabs, Chlamydia and herpes. According to popular news website Wikipedia, the diseases came from a terrorist fan who showed up to his concert to spread the dreaded horror.

Sexually transmitted infections have an ugly history with the Graham family, with his sister prematurely dying of hepatitis and his father dying of Ligma.

We pray for this child as he sleeps under his dream catcher.